So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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