oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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