The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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