that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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