I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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