Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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