he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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