I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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