If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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