if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
