i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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