Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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