her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Ketchup is God's man juice
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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