Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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