Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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