Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
and she was petting her beer can
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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