I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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