goodnight i made you a song goodbye
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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