I want to have your abortion
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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