Slut skills are useful in every country.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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