you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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