champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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