I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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