How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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