Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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