If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
me + whiskey = a bad person
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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