I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Randomize
