Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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