But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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