D3 body, D1 cock
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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