I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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