Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
