Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
