your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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