I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I just had sex on a roof
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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