If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
How does one acquire holy water?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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