Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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