Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Are these your boobs on my camera?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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