she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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