"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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