Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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