I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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