Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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