I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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