I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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