omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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