i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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