sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She told me I should be a condom model.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I'm really busy with my period
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