did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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