I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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