Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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