ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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