Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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