Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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