one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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